B1 and B2

I was just thinking about nicknames I've given out to people and my most favorite one is B1 and B2... the letter B stands for so  many nice and nasty words I can think of its so much fun to use.. but before I get into my nicknames let me ask you this, everyone has questioned ernie and bert's credibility being that 2 men were living together.. alot of people have questioned the teletubbies credibility too as being normal kids(as if they were normal, please, can you see anyone around you having a tv in their tummy and singing kids songs, please).. how about B1 and B2(they're the bananas in pajamas), are they twins, brothers or just friends living together and just being in their pajamas all the time hahaha.. ok ok enough bs...

the nicknames:

Bitch 1 and Bitch 2: me and Brenda

Bitch 1 and Bastard 2: me and LJ

B1 and B2: my kuyas, John and Tats(ok i know this is corny it just clicked, please don't tats me hehehehehe..tse)

Bossy 1 and Bossy 2: old work related stuff I can't disclose here hahaha... or maybe I can and they're not here anymore bwahahaha..

but come to think of it in that kids show i don't like B1 and B2 I like the sneaky, nasty, crafty, sometimes nice Rat they call Doding Daga in the Philippines... I always like the villains in these kids shows hahaha.. just like I love the twoheaded monster and oscar the grouch in sesame street...